Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver

9:28:2008
Faggit Ass UFC
By: War Machine
So the UFC decided to let me go because of my statements after the death of Evan Tanner. They tried to make it look like I was insensitive towards Evan and that that was the reason I was being cut.

In all honesty my bulletin regarding Evan was bashing the UFC and the way they treat fighters and not negative to Evan in any way. if anything I was sticking up for Evan and the way he was mistreated by the UFC just like the vast majority of it fighters.

Anyway, since my bulletins and all the bullshit being talked about on the underground several of Evan Tanner's close friends and family members have been in contact with me. 99 percent of them were not mad at all and pretty much let me know that they knew where I was going with the whole bulletin and for me not to worry about hurting any of them directly.

SO yeah one of his close friends just messaged me a few hours ago and let me know that the UFC sent NO ONE to speak at his funeral. He let me know how much this saddened the family and how very disappointed they were about it all.

This is an EX CHAMPION of theirs, NOT some scrub that fought for them once and thats it.
Are you trying to tell me he doesn't deserve any of the UFC brass' presence at his funeral? Doesn't deserve a single kind word or statement of gratitude for the services that he provided their organization?

Fucking bullshit if you ask me. This also brings me back to the whole reason I was let go by them. It obviously wasn't because they thought I was offensive to the Tanners it was as I ALWAYS knew...it was because I spoke my mind about the organization and the way the treat their fighters.

Actions speak louder than words and they can say what they want about why they were not present but to me it sure looks like they didn't give two shits about the guy.

Fucking sad.

WM

8:2:2008
Life As WarMachine
By: War Machine

It's easy in life to focus on the lil' dumb shit that bugs me from time to time....if you read my bulletins you what I'm talking about.

All in all...tonight I was sitting here thinking about how happy I am and how good I really have it. I sleep in every day till 11:30 or so...I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do. Don't drive in traffic, don't have a boss, all I do is train. And once a day for an hour I teach a class about the sport that I love. I get to watch my students grow and feel the pride of a father when they pull off the moves that I showed them. I have great teammates and coaches, they are like the family that I don't really have. I get to sleep with beautiful women and I'm even about to be on a fuckin' video game and have my own Upper Deck trading card! This is fucking cool. All the shit I wanted when I was a lil' kid is happening and I never even stood still long enough to see it. Crazy..
I have fucking fans. People that genuinely respect me and care about my success, its fucking awesome and I appreciate all of you.

Of course along with all this I have haters too but fuck it, isn't that the first sign of making it?
lol
You fags can hate on me all you want cuz it doesn't bug me a bit. I'm living my dream and you are all working a miserable job and abandoned your dream whatever it may have been.

I can't wait to fight again, again and AGAIN! I know I'll win some, I know I'll lose some but I promise myself and everyone else that I will always give it 100 percent. You'll never see me bitch out, never see me tap to some pussy ass choke or to strikes EVER.

-WM

PS. Congratulations to Kendall "Spyda" Grove for the birth of his new baby girl.

Also be sure to watch and support my boy Ben "Killa Bee" Saunders in his UFC fight comin up next! To J-Roc keep your head up, youll heal up quick and be in there smashing someone before you know it!

5:11:2008
Civilization For SOFT ASS FOOLS!
By: War Machine
So I have pretty much decided that in the next couple of years I am gonna move somewhere LESS CIVILIZED. After all, civilization and LAWS are in place to protect the WEAK anyway. Me being the Alpha Male, Spartan, SAVAGE that I am...I see no need for this type of B.S.

I don't go around looking for trouble and am in no way a bully. Actually if it were my way I would never have fights outside the ring, just train all day and fuck all night...lol
But when someone needs to be smashed or KILLED I would be more than happy to do it. Like for instance the other night...I was minding my business walking down the street and three drunk guys and two chicks walk by me and talk shit to me. Making fun of my haircut or some lame shit. Instinctively I want to smash their faces in, I mean that's what they deserve and what nature calls for. But instead I have to let their gf's make excuses for them so I do nothing and let these faggots feel tough for a night.

Why should I have to be less of a man to protect the rights and lives of lesser men?
Why if I smash all three of their faces do I get arrested and prosecuted and no one asks them WHY THE FUCK THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO HARASS ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
As you all know I got in big trouble earlier this year for a similiar situation. Same type of thing. I was minding my business and some drunk dude talked shit and I terrorized him. Long story short and 20 grand later I ended up with probation and community service but was warned by the judge that a repeat would earn me prison time. So basically I am now walking on egg shells.

So the plan is to move to the Philippines in the next two years. There the money I make in the UFC will make me very wealthy and there I will not have to hold back when someone deserves to get smashed.

I wont have to be less of a man in order to prevent getting in trouble with the "law"
I will be able to live my life how I want and deserve to live. I will train all day and fuck all night. Maybe one day I will find a wife, if not it's okay. I will bring my boxing coach and my jiu-jitsu coach with me. Build a team from scratch...this will be a great life. Hopefully before I am 55 I will die in a knife fight outside of some bar. Avoiding the midlife crisis all together.

This is the life of an Alpha Male like me. We are not supposed to grow old and wait around to die. We are supposed to fight, kill and fornicate. Tempt fate more and more with each passing year...and just as we start to become weaker and older a younger Alpha kills us and takes our place.

Yes, this is what I want, this is what I WILL have.

WM